Beach Party ends in nudity. . .Shocking!!

Today at 3pm SLT in the progressive island of Isala, the dance began innocently enough. There was sand and waves, a bar and a fire pit. . .lots of room to wiggle. Roughly 25 people participated in what will be known as the "Naked Beach Party of 2017." The music was a mix of fifties and sixties beach music with contemporary contributions from reggae to rap. No one knows how it happened. . .although there is great speculation. Was is because Athena showed up Skyclad? Or because A took his robe off? Maybe the sun was too hot on Akias shoulders, whatever the motivation. . .clothes started flying off. A bikini top hanging from a tiki torch signaled to all that the party had in fact, begun. Donjuan was the height of mens fashion while all the ladies were querying about where the various pieces of swimwear came from. The conversation was as hot as the sun. . .with two Chatterboxes out, "Foddies" and "Dirty Talk." As the sun went down and the beach cleared, the pieces of swimwear decorating the beach like seaweed after a hurricane. Next week. . .Greek and Roman!!